February 2012
guccimom: long sigh followed by another and another forever and ever until the end of my life
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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scunted: i ship julia gillard x tony abbot favourite OTP ♥ the sexual tension between the 2 is just like damn hot feisty sex already god damn
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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my girlfriend keeps doing really smelly farts but she’s half asleep and really cute so it’s kinda okay
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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rumour: an atheist named christian 
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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phatmonica: little known fact: i did all the singing for the lion king movie
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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meatmodel: what is so silly about a goose
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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marththebland: idea #2: whisper “no homo” into your child’s ear every night while they’re asleep just to be safe
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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nuggits2: does 5 minute ab workout and sees if i instantly turned into jillian michaels
Feb 23rd
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Anonymous asked: You should start a blog where you put things in your cleavage
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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thatsmoderatelyraven: i sneezed in school today and no one said bless you i must be ugly
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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1612th: i wonder if it would be difficult to microwave a horse
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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selfimm0lationnn: i just really really like lemonade i want to take a bath in lemonade
Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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me: i'm going to lose weight!
chips: hey
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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me: how was the roman empire cut in half
friend: idk
me: with a pair of caesars
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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tuckercraig: soarin flyin there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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sexwithtyrabanks: “omg dad the dingo took my turkey!!!”
Feb 21st
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sexwithtyrabanks: ya’ll know that ‘the dingo ate my baby’ lady, yeah she had a baby in prison and my cousin was like besties with that kid and she came to our christmas dinner once, my dad was like ‘omg if you make a fucken dingo joke you’re fucken dead’  Omfg
Feb 21st
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religiousbitch: it’s sad when you finish pooping and you know there’s nothing left
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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hotforphysics: reblog if you’re a middle aged dad who has a crush on Nick Jonas and will never ever unblock the disney channel for your daughter because you want to keep him all to yourself
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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ugh my girlfriend made me sick wat a slut
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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idliketobuyallyourchocolate: did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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my house has a for sale sign out the front now how exciting!!!
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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gastrogurl: all i need is sex and sour worms and a pretty face and my night will feel complete 
Feb 19th
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