December 2011
sourcechelseawoosh:
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
windows98:
i wish i was a big black guy so i could fuck tiny white bitches
internetprey:
London Tipton
PARIS HILTON
do you get it.
neopiacentral:
friends are gay good thing i don’t have any
guccimom:
do you want me to puke on you because that’s what’s about to happen and it’s not a good kind of puke either
why am i so horny ugh
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Anonymous asked: why did you get fake boobs?
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Anonymous asked: are your boobs real?
doctorscience:
how do i get off the computer
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omg i have nothing under my pants im just wearing pants i have no undies on how did this happen
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everyherphasitsderp replied to your photo: IDK HOW MY BUM IS WET I DIDNT SIT ON ANYTHING WTF…
well your url is diarrhoeadude for a reason
OMFG HUGH I THINK I JUST PEED MYSELF OMG I THINK I DID
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Anonymous asked: its still warm because you are in there babe
ive been in the bath for hours and its still warm lol
ugh i hate my boobs i really want to get a reduction im so sick of having to wear a bra 24/7 i just had to put one on in the bath cause it hurts too much fuck fuck fuck poo
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Anonymous asked: How do you manage to hide your bewbz behind that small amount of bubbles? It's not right... it's just... not right... BAD BUBBLES!!
Police officer: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: my parents found my blog please come quick.
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shaniqua-laquonda:
i feel like im in a really dark place right now (not literally) and it feels terrible
edwad:
my new years resolution is to not wake up
b( . )( . )bs
Watchomfg
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Anonymous asked: hows your sister so hot but your so ugly?
