February 2012
Oh fucking hell now she won’t stop snoring
How can someone be so annoying when they’re asleep omfg
I think I’m gonna go take her blanket and sleep in the lounge room
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My girlfriend is such a bitch
She just slapped me and pushed me off the fucking bed
Okay so I can’t view my dash or my posts and can’t log in on a computer um can someone tell me what’s happening?!!???!??!!!!!
Anonymous asked: woohoo! the government passed legislation making it tits out tuesday every day of the week. we're saaaaaaved
Omg my tumblrs so messed up nothing’s working I’m going to cry
mrcraabs:
dont say XD its against the law in 12 countries
michaelnipples:
i wish fat people couldn’t grow boobs. it’s so deceiving sometimes bruh.
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gastrogurl:
My girlfriend is so perfect and adorable aww idk I want a hug
originaltitle:
when do you know to unfollow a food blog
when they start posting spam
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shoeysurl:
too busy complaining about school to study
“Open this Pitt up”
– Surgeon operating on Brad Pitt (via kristmilosevic)
sexualfavours:
Fergalicious - Fergie
awildgayappears:
i get my tans from the computer monitor
unfreshing:
Pays prostitute in gum
guccimom:
long sigh followed by another and another forever and ever until the end of my life
scunted:
i ship julia gillard x tony abbot favourite OTP ♥
the sexual tension between the 2 is just like damn hot feisty sex already god damn
my girlfriend keeps doing really smelly farts
but she’s half asleep and really cute so it’s kinda okay
rumour:
an atheist named christian
phatmonica:
little known fact: i did all the singing for the lion king movie
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meatmodel:
what is so silly about a goose
marththebland:
idea #2: whisper “no homo” into your child’s ear every night while they’re asleep just to be safe
nuggits2:
does 5 minute ab workout and sees if i instantly turned into jillian michaels